1. Say"whats wrong, ossifer, theres no blood in my alcohol?"
2. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
3. Automatcally throw yourself onto the hood of his car.
4. When asks you to spread them, tell him you dont go that way.
5. Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a halloween party.
6. Ask him if he feels like a big man just because he has a gun.
7. Ask him if he became a cop because he low I.Q. requirements.
8. Ask him ihe has a brother named barney.
9. Ask himfor directiopns to the nearest donut shop.
10. Ignore him and say "mom told me not to talk with strangers."
11. Fart a few times in the back seat of his car.
12. When he frisks you, moan loudly and say "oh, baby!", "yeah, baby!"
13. Prtend you are gay and ask him out.
14. Ask him to hold your beer while you get your lcense.
15. Pick your nose with his ink pen while reading over the ticket.