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15 ways to piss off a cop

Journal Entry: Fri Mar 28, 2008, 9:17 PM
  • Mood: uNF!
  • Listening to: jonny cash
  • Reading: reading?
  • Watching: hentai
  • Playing: gears of war
  • Eating: chocolate
  • Drinking: nothing
1. Say"whats wrong, ossifer, theres no blood in my alcohol?"
2. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
3. Automatcally throw yourself onto the hood of his car.
4. When asks you to spread them, tell him you dont go that way.
5. Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a halloween party.
6. Ask him if he feels like a big man just because he has a gun.
7. Ask him if he became a cop because he low I.Q. requirements.
8. Ask him ihe has a brother named barney.
9. Ask himfor directiopns to the nearest donut shop.
10. Ignore him and say "mom told me not to talk with strangers."
11. Fart a few times in the back seat of his car.
12. When he frisks you, moan loudly and say "oh, baby!", "yeah, baby!"
13. Prtend you are gay and ask him out.
14. Ask him to hold your beer while you get your lcense.
15. Pick your nose with his ink pen while reading over the ticket.

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~666deathslayer666:icon666deathslayer666: 1 hour 13 minutes ago
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~666deathslayer666:icon666deathslayer666: 1 hour 15 minutes ago
awesome

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92% of teens moved on to rap music.
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~FritziFaust:iconFritziFaust: 4 hours 38 minutes ago
woooooot

i like you, youre cool

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~DerangedSpazz:iconDerangedSpazz: 19 hours 29 minutes ago
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~666deathslayer666:icon666deathslayer666: 1 day 5 hours ago
i <3 boobies

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it is awesomeniss that makes me do the things i do
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92% of teens moved on to rap music.
If you're part of the 8% that rock out everyday, put this in your signature.
~666deathslayer666:icon666deathslayer666: 1 day 5 hours ago
dont mention it

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92% of teens moved on to rap music.
If you're part of the 8% that rock out everyday, put this in your signature.
~666deathslayer666:icon666deathslayer666: 1 day 5 hours ago
you're welcome

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it is awesomeniss that makes me do the things i do
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92% of teens moved on to rap music.
If you're part of the 8% that rock out everyday, put this in your signature.
~666deathslayer666:icon666deathslayer666: 1 day 5 hours ago
lol

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~GodsOnVacation:iconGodsOnVacation: 1 day 16 hours ago
thanks for faving my boob stamp!

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thxs for the :+fav: :D

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~DerangedSpazz:iconDerangedSpazz: 1 day 19 hours ago
lol xD I takled her..

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~666deathslayer666:icon666deathslayer666: 2 days 14 minutes ago
your welcome

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it is awesomeniss that makes me do the things i do
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92% of teens moved on to rap music.
If you're part of the 8% that rock out everyday, put this in your signature.
~666deathslayer666:icon666deathslayer666: 2 days 16 minutes ago
^^

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it is awesomeniss that makes me do the things i do
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92% of teens moved on to rap music.
If you're part of the 8% that rock out everyday, put this in your signature.
~666deathslayer666:icon666deathslayer666: 2 days 18 minutes ago
hit you friend 16 times for me

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92% of teens moved on to rap music.
If you're part of the 8% that rock out everyday, put this in your signature.
~Panda-Stock8:iconPanda-Stock8: 2 days 17 hours ago
thanks for the :+fav:

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~DerangedSpazz:iconDerangedSpazz: 2 days 18 hours ago
Yay~ Today is my friend :iconruby666:'s 16th birthday party<33

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~Inopink95:iconInopink95: 3 days 2 hours ago
^^

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:headbang: 92% of teens moved on to rap music.
If you\'re part of the 8% that rock out everyday, put this in your signature. :headbang:
~666deathslayer666:icon666deathslayer666: 3 days 3 hours ago
dont mention it

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it is awesomeniss that makes me do the things i do
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92% of teens moved on to rap music.
If you're part of the 8% that rock out everyday, put this in your signature.
~666deathslayer666:icon666deathslayer666: 3 days 3 hours ago
you're welcome

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it is awesomeniss that makes me do the things i do
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92% of teens moved on to rap music.
If you're part of the 8% that rock out everyday, put this in your signature.
~666deathslayer666:icon666deathslayer666: 3 days 3 hours ago
XD

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92% of teens moved on to rap music.
If you're part of the 8% that rock out everyday, put this in your signature.
*troublesomeANBUthing:icontroublesomeANBUthing: 3 days 13 hours ago
thanks for the fave :D

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~DerangedSpazz:iconDerangedSpazz: 3 days 19 hours ago
xD;

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Please keep me forever where I have loaded my self...In your heart!♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥

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~Inopink95:iconInopink95: 4 days 5 hours ago
thx so much for the fave

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:headbang: 92% of teens moved on to rap music.
If you\'re part of the 8% that rock out everyday, put this in your signature. :headbang:
~666deathslayer666:icon666deathslayer666: 4 days 5 hours ago
you are welcome

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it is awesomeniss that makes me do the things i do
_______________________________________________

92% of teens moved on to rap music.
If you're part of the 8% that rock out everyday, put this in your signature.